Go cause some drama. Cesar Milan is always a big one. I bet you can get a CM thread to 4 pages in a day. Everyone will know you.
Alternatively? Get on the many Facebook pages. Post more than once a month. Share pictures. Um, tell us your first name? (Pro-tip: give these weirdos a fake one, it always worked for me. Also pictures. Brynne doesn't post much, but we all know her because she posts a photo thread every month. Post photos of yourself in a tiara with a pink blankie and salmon snackies, and the Dobes of Chaz will nominate you as Ruler of the Clique. (Don't even think I'm joking.)