Hello, this is Bigfoot, I have hacked into this account to tell you all that I have kidnapped a particular hunting party. I am getting ready to take them to my den for many years! I also plan to have their children!!!!!
No, I've met Alf, he's a pompous jerk and a perv if you ask me. I much prefer this hunting party, they are much nicer if not terrified by me. They seem to think i'm some kind of mutant gorilla!
Heheh . . . so why am I thinking about that Bugs Bunny cartoon with the abominable snowman . . . the one who will "love him and pet him and I will call him George?"
Heheh . . . so why am I thinking about that Bugs Bunny cartoon with the abominable snowman . . . the one who will "love him and pet him and I will call him George?"
No, I've met Alf, he's a pompous jerk and a perv if you ask me. I much prefer this hunting party, they are much nicer if not terrified by me. They seem to think i'm some kind of mutant gorilla!
you mean the one that tries to eat rudolph the red nose reindeer? or was it his girlfriend the snowman tried to eat. Oh, well maybe I'll just snap their necks if they think i'm a frenchwoman.
Well I didn't snap their necks yet because I still need them so I can have thier children. I'm coming after your doggy though, I believe her name is Kharma.
