OMG! I'm having all kinds of giggles imagining poor Chazhound reading this thread! Think about it girls . . . He did mention he was being good and not posting on this thread in another one.
One of my aunts got implants way back in the late '70s and if she's had any problems with them I haven't heard about it. But I do tend to avoid her for other reasons unrelated to the implants. (she's a nutcase) I've got another tie to this issue because - and I'm deeply ashamed of it - my younger sister did a lot of paper squirrel work on the defense for Corning on all those leaky implants that made so many women so ill. I always knew the child would turn out badly . . .
I've met quite a few implant wearers, mostly when I was working as a paralegal for a bail bond company. We had a couple of bondspeople and a chaser who were lesbians and they always, always had girlfriends who were strippers, so the girlfriends and their co-workers were always hanging around. We used to have the biggest laughs at the expense of the male bondspeople and the chase guys - it just tore them to pieces - all those women hanging around and none of them paying the least bit of attention to the men. I got to be friends with some of them - I love talking with people with a totally different perspective - and of course we talked about implants; they're practically a tool of the trade, so to speak. Some of them had no problems at all, usually the saline implants. Quite a few of them had to have replacements due to leaks on more than one occasion (hmm, wonder if that could be filed under workers' comp?)
and a few had become seriously ill from leaks or had friends who were. Lupus seemed to be the most common of the chronic diseases. The girls who had enough pectoral muscle development to support the intra-muscular implantation had the least problems of all, especially with loss of sensation. (You really didnt' want to read that, did you Chaz?) They also looked the most natural and moved most naturally.
No, I never did consider them - I hit a C in fifth grade (talk about being a freak in school!) and wound up two sizes larger from bodybuilding workouts.