On the 13th (lol) day of christmas my true love gave to me 13 iPod touches, 12 hanks of yarn, 11 pain rollers, 10 gumball machine rings, 9 adult toys (to go with the), 8 X-rated movies, 7 bottles of detergent, 6 booger-full kleenexes, 5 snazzy jackets, 4 pepperoni, 3 blue sharpies, 2 turtle doves and a chicken in a banana tree.
Haha nice decoration.