"How to Scare Food Lady in 5 Simple Steps" by Fable

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Step 1: Wait until Food Lady is looking at Chaz and not you.
Step 2: Jump onto the kitchen counter and grab a box of cherry jello mix. Chew it thoroughly so your mouth is coated in red powder.
Step 3: Hide the box.
Step 4: Get her attention by spinning and squeaking.
Step 5: Proceed to the water bowl and watch her face as you give the illusion of your mouth gushing blood into the clear water. When she gasps in horror, grab the jello box and tilt your head like a doofus so she knows she's been punk'd.



I'm taking her back to the pound tomorrow.
 
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I want to tell Hudson this story and warn him that I will kill him if he tries this. Then again, I'm worried it will give him ideas.


:rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:
 

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It really scared me! Of course on reflection the powder makes for a much lighter and thinner substance than blood, but my first reaction was OMGWTF NOOOOOO FABLE! EMERGENCY VET NAO :yikes:.

I threw the jello box away last night but of course I found it in her crate this morning. :rolleyes:

Well, it's bath day today so I get my own brand of revenge. :p
 

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