Ceasar Milan help?

noludoru

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I know, another Ceasar thread. You all can shoot me now.

Cristy and I would like some coherent, sensible, articles that we can distribute at FOHA about why his training methods aren't all that great. Help? I don't even know where to begin looking. :eek:
 

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What about the "It's Me or the Dog" lady? Maybe her website has some good refutations of ol' Cesar? And maybe the general public would take her seriously since, like Cesar, she has her own TV show. (Kind of sad that that's what impresses people as far as dog training goes, but there you have it.)
 

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Just Alpha Roll them and don't let them up until they submit to your ideas ;)
:yikes::rofl1:

I would, but the person I was talking about it with is into alpha rolling. =/

Thank you all! :)
 

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Hmm...amputation of limbs to prevent alpha rolling?

We're running out of grotesque ideas here. Maybe I'll watch some SAW movies tonight for inspiration.
 

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Hmm...amputation of limbs to prevent alpha rolling?

We're running out of grotesque ideas here. Maybe I'll watch some SAW movies tonight for inspiration.
Tape their eyes open and drip water into them until they stop using ceasar techniques.

you can also take a bunch of small c-clamps without the waser on the part of the clamp that actually moves, then put one on each finger with the metal right on the white part of their fingernails(the base of the fingernail) and slowly twist it.

you can peel off the top layer of skin(leaving the clear membrane at the base of skin so they dont' bleed all over the place) and then pour rubbing alchohol all over them...


are those "grotesque" enough PW?
 

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