Worst date EVER

Saturday night I went out with this guy that I had met through a friend. He seemed like a perfectly normal guy the first time I met him.

So we go out to eat and I listen to him talk about himself for about 2 hours. By this time I am on my 4th beer, hoping to drink myself into a stupor so I don't have to listen to him anymore.

As I am sitting there trying to decide which eating implement will be best to shove into my ears to deafen myself forever, that's when it got really fun.

Oh, and did I mention that he was wearing great big hiking boots? Well, he was. Which would have been fine, except that I was wearing sandals, like a normal person does when it is 75 degrees out. Anyway, I don't know how he did it but somehow under the table he raked his boot across the top of my foot and tore OFF my big toenail. I mean TORE IT OFF.

So I of course scream, and look down to see blood pouring out of my foot at the (sleazy) restaurant we are at. I can not even tell you how bad this hurt, especially when I was trying to stop the bleeding with cheap paper (sleazy) restaurant napkins.

He is of course apologizing all over himself, and by this time I just want to GO HOME! So he takes me home and says that he is going to come in and help me bandage up my toe and I say no, I don't think so and he tries to kiss me. Are ya kidding me???? And then he makes some really bad joke about how we'll laugh about all this when we tell our kids in 10 years. AS IF!!!

So are you saying the marriage is off? I already bought the ring!

Sounds like you've got yourself a stalker. Is it too late to have Charlie bite him?

Okay -- until the ripped-off toenail, I was going to challenge you on the "worst date ever" title.

But, you win.

lol...

So sorry about the toenail. That part isn't funny. But the rest is.

Wow...

I can't believe he still tried to kiss you and made that crappy joke... lmao

You have to post if he tries to call and ask you out again.

Well , just think of it as another experience . Sorry about your toe !!!!

YES Sharky........post the re-call! You know he will!! RRRRROFL!

Sorry Charlie (I have wanted to say that since the tuna commercials don't do it any more)

I know how the big toenail feels getting RIPPED from your toe! OUCH!!

Feel better........and just think, you can tell YOUR kids (not his) about his someday!! hahahahahahahahahhahhaaha

HMMM note to self... Don't ever try to play footsies with a man wearing a huge pair of clodhoppers. Thank you for the "what not to do's " Should I find myself dating again .

So it WAS you.............I was thinking all evening.....this guy is JUST like Xerox!

Yeah, I should have let him come in. Charlie probably would have torn into him!


Oh, I should have mentioned this earlier - our mutual friend called me yesterday to say that he called her to tell her to call me and ask me what I thought about him and the date!!! I told her - first of all, I am not in the 7th grade, and second of all I would sooner have all my toenails and fingernails ripped off than go out with him again.

OUCH to to and guy. I feel bad for you CM. That is why I swear that if I ever find myself single again I am staying that way.

Dear lord that's worse then calling himself...
Expect a letter in the mail that says "Do you like me? circle yes or no"

And if you did go out with him again he just might be able to grant that whole toenails and fingernails ripped out thing.

I can hear him now. "It puts the toenails in the basket".

Fell out of the chair laughing................OOOOOOOOOOOOOO, still laughing!!

Sputter..........thanks for making me spit water all over my keyboard!!!!!!

Should I mark Yes and send it back with some toenail clippings?

We aim to please. Now it cleans the water from it's keyboard or it gets the hose again.

Eddie!!!!!!!!! You're killing me!

That is one of my favorite movies.

Oh, and does anybody know if my toenail will grow back???

ROFL! Bad dates are soooo much fun..... when you can laugh about them 5 years later!

If you ever need a cheer-up laugh, pm me and I'll tell you about a really bad date. Just remind me of toes and donuts!

Well, if he does call you and ask you out again, you can always tell him you'd rather have your toenails ripped out rather than go out with him again . . . OH, WAIT . . . BEEN THERE, DONE THAT!

(I'm almost feeling sorry for the poor guy, lol . . . Can you imagine the humiliation? *shudders*)