LOL I am lucky, neither of mine are particularly drooly, but they are diggers.
They actually dug about an inch into the mattress of my old bed.... I would lock them out of the room but my one girl is 11 and so loves sleeping on my bed... I can't deny her! I have to keep reminding myself she's the love of my life though when I wake up in the morning squished against the wall smelling dog farts as she never seems to sleep with her head next to mine, always her head at my feet, and stretches out the length of the bed!
I am having to face the very real possibility of her not spending next summer with me.
Very difficult to deal with -- I can't imagine not having another big dog. I have been thinking I'd like to do dane rescue with the older ones - ones who haven't had much of a chance for love and just need a warm, soft place to spend the rest of their days being loved. Would be a tough job but someone's got to do it!