So there another heartwarming story on the news about a dog who saved it's owners life when she collapsed. So I decided to see what the Little Men would do. I laid down my back, went limp, and held my breath.
Glitch- didn't even look at me. He was busy with a chew.
Gimmick- Came over and sniffed me, then laid down on his back next to me in the 'horny mantis' pose
Gambit- Came over and sniffed, then licked my hand a few times. When I didn't move, he picked it up in his mouth and started chewing! ******* didn't even wait until I was cold!
If I die suddenly in my apartment, I'm pretty sure what happens next is going to be less Hallmark Channel and more horror movie.