Brooks popped the door open on his crate (which is in the bedroom) today. By the time he thumped on the door, he had peed on the bed. Who does that?!
Stinky, intact dog pee. Stripped the bed, cleaned the mattress spot (it only went through a tiny bit, thank heavens), opened a window and could STILL not get the smell to go away. Finally, after a ridiculous amount of investigating, I found that he'd peed on the clothes in the laundry basket too. Asshole Poodle.
Hopefully now that everything is in the washer and dryer, respectively, the smell will clear out. I have a headache that is threatening to be a migraine this evening, and strong smells do not help that.
Again, asshole adolescent dog.