The neighbours behind us don't take care of their property. There's all kinds of plants and weeds and junk growing behind their shed (same shed where groundhogs like to move in and have babies underneath it.) One of them has become a large tree that reaches over our property.
Today it's super windy so the tree dumped a bunch of little berries in the yard. Not knowing what they are or if they're safe, I picked them all up while I was walking the yard looking for poop. I assumed they were probably safe, but knew if I DIDN'T pick them up, sure enough, they'd be horribly toxic and all my dogs would eat them and then die a horrible death.
Of course because I was picking them up the dogs were all interested so I had to keep shooing them away. Pepper of course hovers constantly anyway, and Payton was easy enough to just send away looking for a squirrel. Auggie wandered off and stayed away, which I THOUGHT was just because Auggie is a good boy and follows directions.
Got done, dumped everything in the trash bucket, it's starting to rain so I'm ready to take the dogs inside... there is Payton, there is Pepper... where is Auggie? I started looking around the yard. Where is he? Then I see a big orange butt. Is he on the back side of the garden?
No, he's on the INSIDE of the garden. The wind helped open the gate to the garden JUST ENOUGH that he managed to push it open the rest of the way with his big dumb fat nose and got into the garden to poke around. And he was standing there between rose bushes and some butterfly bushes with this LOOK on his face like "Maybe if I just stand here and don't move, she won't see me... nope... nope, she sees me... oops."
BIG
DUMB
STUPID
DOG
GET OUT OF THE GARDEN
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT.
Hopefully he didn't have enough time to actually EAT anything in there, because of course there IS stuff inside the garden that IS toxic, which is why my mom has it all fenced in and gated off... to keep out the puppies as well as rabbits.
And of course as it turns out the berries which were distracting me are mulberries which are TOTALLY fine, the worst they'll do is give the dogs diarrhea if they eat too many.
STUPID AUGGIE.