This is a fun thread idea, Juicy!
Which one is your friendliest?
Fozzie... hands down! Sorry, Gonzo.
Which one is the most likely to embarrass you in public?
Gonzo. At a Flyball tournament. SWEET LAWD! >:[
Snuggles the best?
Fozzie... definitely!!! He is the snuggliest puppy in the world. Gonzo will snuggle for a minute, then he goes off to lay down alone. He isn't very touchy feely, while Fozzie is happy to fall asleep on anyone's lap... or shoulder... or feet... etc.
Be honest. Do you have a favorite?
Yes. Gonzo is my favorite, ever, of all time. Because I'm his everything and I can always count on him.
Do you have one that you love to hate?
I don't really hate either of them...
they both have their moments, though.
Sneakiest?
Fozzie.
He can open cupboards. He has a fixation with food. Enough said!
Best trained?
Gonzo, TOTALLY! He will obey any command, at any moment, and he's happy being rewarded with nothing but a "good boy". While Fozzie will obey commands after thoroughly investigating the value of the treat on hand. The first one can be a freebie, but if he realizes I don't have yummy stuff after that, his interest will disappear.
Worst manners?
Both of them are surprisingly well-mannered.
But Fozzie is a pretty terrible beggar... he will stare longingly and, if you have mac n cheese, he will rest his head on your knee/foot, leave a puddle of drool, and if that doesn't work he will attempt to shake your hand (alternating paws) for about 5 minutes.
Oldest? Youngest? Biggest? Smallest?
Gonzo is the oldest, and the biggest height-wise.
Fozzie is the youngest, and the biggest weight-wise.
Has the best sense of humor?
Fozzie! He loves making people laugh, and he does the silliest things. We play games with each other, and give each other dirty looks jokingly, all of the time.
Most likely to succeed?
It depends on WHAT.
Fozzie is most likely to succeed at getting morbidly obese.
Gonzo is most likely to succeed at saving my life when I'm swept away in a river... or I fall into a well... etc.
Most likely to sneak something off your plate when you leave the room?
Oh, Fozzie, fosho. They never touch plates with food on them, but occasionally, if a dirty plate is left out on the coffee table he will sneak a lick. I think he can tell that we're done and he doesn't think it's THAT big of a deal.
Name each of your dogs' most and least favorite thing/activity.
Gonzo loves being around other dogs... the ones that he likes, he loves to wrestle with. The ones that he dislikes, he loves to angrily herd. He isn't too happy about not being allowed to do either.
Fozzie loves chasing/biting hoses, a lot. It's his one obsession in life besides cheetos. He really, strongly dislikes riding in the car. He doesn't make a fuss about it... but he lays on the floor and scrunches into a ball, and there will be HELL to pay if another dog disturbs him at all in the car.
Describe a special quirk for each of your dogs.
Gonzo has a skunk fetish.
Fozzie makes an assortment of grunty noises for various occasions.