I forgot one..
WHY do you have to get up EVERY time I come into the room? Even if you are sound asleep? I mean, it can't be fun to wake up every thirty minutes when I'm walking in and out of the room. Seriously, you just left off from staring at me while I'm on the computer to go get in the bed, and then I have to go retrieve something from the room thirty minutes later, and you get up and greet me, follow me back to the computer, stare at me for five minutes just to make sure I'm not going to do anything more interesting than type, and go back to the bed. And yet, we repeat this five or six times a day, depending on whats going on..
I appreciate your attention, but seriously guy.. Why? Just stay asleep! I promise, if anything happens, I will immediately holler for you... Promise.