Ozzy
Why, why, why do you chase the cat, but then let him groom you?
Do you know that dog is bigger than you and could whoop your butt, or do you just not care?
Do you jump on my mothers bed WHEN shes looking, because you know she'll pay attention to you then, or do you do it because it makes me laugh really hard to see her face?
Why is waking up in the morning considered a full body contact sport by you?
And no, I don't enjoy french kissing with you.
Please stop that.