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DOG PROPERTY LAWS
1. IF I LIKE, IT'S MINE.
2. IF IT'S IN MY MOUTH, IT'S MINE
3. IF I HAD IT A LITTLE WHILE AGO, IT'S MINE.
4. IF I CAN TAKE IT FROM YOU, IT'S MINE.
5. IF IT'S MINE, IT MUST NEVER BE YOUR'S.
6. IF IT JUST LOOKS LIKE MINE, IT'S MINE.
7.IF I SAW IT FIRST, IT'S MINE.
8. IF YOU ARE PLAYING WITH SOMETHING ELSE AND PUT IT DOWN, IT'S MINE.
9. IF I AM CHEWING SOMETHING UP, ALL THE PIECES ARE MINE.
10. IF IT USED TO BE YOURS, GET OVER IT.
11. IF IT IS BROKEN, IT'S YOURS.
1. IF I LIKE, IT'S MINE.
2. IF IT'S IN MY MOUTH, IT'S MINE
3. IF I HAD IT A LITTLE WHILE AGO, IT'S MINE.
4. IF I CAN TAKE IT FROM YOU, IT'S MINE.
5. IF IT'S MINE, IT MUST NEVER BE YOUR'S.
6. IF IT JUST LOOKS LIKE MINE, IT'S MINE.
7.IF I SAW IT FIRST, IT'S MINE.
8. IF YOU ARE PLAYING WITH SOMETHING ELSE AND PUT IT DOWN, IT'S MINE.
9. IF I AM CHEWING SOMETHING UP, ALL THE PIECES ARE MINE.
10. IF IT USED TO BE YOURS, GET OVER IT.
11. IF IT IS BROKEN, IT'S YOURS.