Oliver The Sneaker Monster


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May 18, 2009
Good evening all! Snickers here hoping everyone is staying healthy and safe in this crazy world! So about the title: Well my Grammy is visiting and let me in on a little known secret. First, see, I come from a long family of shoe dogs, and it all started with my great great Grampy dog Oliver.

Now Grammy has always been a dog lover and after seeing the movie “Beethoven” when it came out in this time waaaaay back called the “90s”, she just HAD to rescue him.

Well, apparently he was a big hungry sneaker monster and his FAVORITE dessert was her brand brand new Reebok pump sneakers!

She said she must have gone thru a hundred pairs as he had a voracious appetite for them. Fresh right out of the box they were fair game. As she would slip on a new pair in the morning and try to lace them up, his jowls would be wrapped around the toes chewing and drooling away! He would lick and chew on them all day and he especially loved to eat them off her feet as soon as she got home from aerobics class at night! Once he got them he would hide under the dinner table enjoying them and you could hear wet growling and snorting and squeaking noises all night. What a naughty boy!

So these were actually the last pair of new Reeboks Grammy got right before Oliver passed away.

As much as he LOVED to eat her new Reeboks, he never got to even have a taste of these. Grammy kept them for like 30 years (!) to remember him by. Well, me and Oliver DEFINITELY share the same bloodline! Hahaha I can only dream about how yummy all those soft chewy new white leather Reebok pump sneakers tasted!!!!

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