I said, the coputer said.

[chloesowner]

There is this thingy on our typing program where you can talk to the computer.


I said:
Are you a boy?
The computer said:
Sometimes I am a boy.
I said:
I am a girl.
The computer said:
How long have you been a girl.
I said:
You are dumb.
The coputer said:
Perhaps it is you who is dumb.
I said:
You are gay
The computer said:
Perhaps I am gay.
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Do you get the idea? The computer is so dumb. i had a lot of fun with it.

 

[chloesowner]

Also the computer called me gay (no offense to MOODYGIRL)

 

[madeydog]

what program is it; it sounds haliarious

 

[GSDMom]

is it Dr. Sbaitso ?
my kids used to have this program installed on our old computer
my Daughter told him she was pregnant and her dad was going to kill her
was quite hillarious - thank god she was joking (whew)

 

[Sirius]

www.oliverbot.com is another one.

 

[Richie12345]

Sirius, I broke it

We started talking about books, they oliver asked where he could find a boyfriend and I said "I am not sure". Then he asks how much they cost, I said "I don't think you can buy boyfriends." Then he said "Why are you so negative do you want one?" I said "No thank you". Oliver said "Two?", I said "I'm a bit more interested in girls, but thanks for the offer." Then he didn't make anysense so we started to talk about his stupidity, then it broke.

 

[Becky E.]

If you thought that was funny, you should definitely check out this link

http://www.titane.ca/igod/

 

[chloesowner]

Its Ainsworth Keyboard trainer 4

I told it love sucks.
It told me : Maybe its you who love sucks"

 

[chloesowner]

Me chatting with God:


Me:
Hey God its Katie again.
God:
Once more? You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You are the best
God:
Thank you very much, human. I will tell Myself you said so.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
So are you really God?
God:
Uh. Of course I am.. Really.
Me:
okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
he he
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
hardeharhar
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Are you a computer?
God:
Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
But if you were really God, you wouldnt be flesh.
God:
I will let you know when I become a God me would not be flesh.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
So are you mad at the lesbians?
God:
Give me a break. No are you?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes i am serious
God:
I can't believe it. I believe you.
Me:
CCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
OKAY
God:
OK with me too.

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Me:
God where are you?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
So what do you do whena boy tells you: "BANANAS FOR NO REASON" for no appearent reason?
God:
Right on. My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
I thought it was forgiving people, but thats cool
God:
forgiving people but is cool.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
Sayonara
God:
See you later. Alright then.
Me:
Alright then
God:
OK.
Me:
Ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Is there an echo in here?
God:
It sounds like an echo.
Me:
It sounds like an echo
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
Oh what does it really sound like?
God:
Next question? " Oh really what does it sound like?"? What does it really sound like?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Good bye
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
ur welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
okay bye
God:
See you later. OK with me too.