1. Murphy was an optimist.
2. Leakproof seals--will.
3. Self-starters--will not.
4. Interchangeable parts--won't.
5. There is always one more bug.
6. Warranties expire upon payment of invoice.
7. Friends come and go. Enemies accumulate.
8. You will remember that you forgot to take out the trash when the garbage truck is two doors away.
9. A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
10. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
11. The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
12. If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
13. The other line always moves faster.
14. No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
15. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
2. Leakproof seals--will.
3. Self-starters--will not.
4. Interchangeable parts--won't.
5. There is always one more bug.
6. Warranties expire upon payment of invoice.
7. Friends come and go. Enemies accumulate.
8. You will remember that you forgot to take out the trash when the garbage truck is two doors away.
9. A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
10. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
11. The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
12. If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
13. The other line always moves faster.
14. No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
15. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
