Hopefully this is not the case for most of us (joke to follow)

[Saje]

There's this old gentleman that was hard of hearing. He was scheduled for his yearly physical, so he took his wife to be his ears.

They entered the Dr. office and he sat while his wife checked him in to the receptionist. Soon after that the nurse opened the door and called his name to follow her. The old man never responded, so finally his wife nudged him and very loudly said "THEY ARE READY FOR YOU HERBERT".

Once in the exam room the nurse took Herb's vitals, handed him a gown and let him know the doc would be with him soon. Again his wife loudly told Herb what the nurse had just said.

Once the doc came in and completed the physical he let the old man know what his results were. In addition the doc said "I'm going to need a urine, semen and stool sample." The old man looked at his wife and said "WHAT DID HE SAY"

She said "HE WANTS YOU TO LEAVE YOUR UNDERWEAR!"

 

[bubbatd]

That's a riot !!!

 

[Samantha's pet]

Eeeeeeewwwwww. lol.

 

[brunosmom]

Yuck!!!!!

 

[iluvdogs]

Lol Gross!!

 

[eddieq]

A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can
I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor
said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." And he
then charged them $32.00.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment,
have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave.

Finally the doctor asked, "Just what exactly are you trying to find out?"

The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married
and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $60.00 and the Hilton charges $75.00. We do it here
for $32.00, and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's
office."

 

[2BlackDogs]

A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can
I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor
said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." And he
then charged them $32.00.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment,
have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave.

Finally the doctor asked, "Just what exactly are you trying to find out?"

The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married
and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $60.00 and the Hilton charges $75.00. We do it here
for $32.00, and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's
office."

LMAO. I've never heard that one before.

 

[brunosmom]

LMFAO :hail: