Ella's Lead and Collarmania contest
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I want you all to know that this is going to be one of THE most difficult contests we've had to judge!
And remember: This will NOT be the last contest we have!
Thank you all so much for taking the time to submit such ADORABLE and HILARIOUS entries!
Winners will be posted at 9 pm central time! Thank you! You can enter until 8:30 pm central time.
And remember: This will NOT be the last contest we have!
Thank you all so much for taking the time to submit such ADORABLE and HILARIOUS entries!
Winners will be posted at 9 pm central time! Thank you! You can enter until 8:30 pm central time.
Hi Ellazmommies,
I is Spiderz, but youz may call me Spiez. Heck, for a beautifulz collar, you can callz me whatever your heartz wishiesz!
I deservez to wins a beautimusz collar becuz I am misunderstoodz Ellazmommiez. I live in a worldz, a world that is cruel and misunderstnadingz. Why you askz is my world so cruels and harsh?! BECAUSEZ MY MOMMIEZ HAS A SICK HUMOR SENCE AND NAMED ME A BOYZ NAME! Dats right, Ellazmoomy, everyonez thinks I is a boy cause of my namez.... I is a GURL! A FEMALEZ! But no one seemz to understandz this. So you seez, I need a bright, shiney PINK! collar, to showz off my female-nezz.
Ifz I was luckies enoughz to winz de prize, I would do manyz things for you Ellazmommies, first off I would jump for joies!that you picked mez!
Next, I wouldz even sharez my duck wit youz, and no onez, and I means, no ones (besides that mommies ladyz i spoke of early-ers) touchies muh duckz
After dats, I would come be a DJz at your next partiez. And, I would wavez my fee, just for youz!
And last, but not leastz for you ellazmommies, I would give you a big kizz, with my lonnng toungez. You can't resist the tounges, bebe.
So plz, hafz a big heartz, and send me a prettiez collar. I wouldz model it every dayz, and take lots of pawsomez picturesz, just for youz. Pretty plz? Big kizzes? Yes. Me. Pick. Mez.
Lovez you long timez
Spider ( the GURL!)
I is Spiderz, but youz may call me Spiez. Heck, for a beautifulz collar, you can callz me whatever your heartz wishiesz!
I deservez to wins a beautimusz collar becuz I am misunderstoodz Ellazmommiez. I live in a worldz, a world that is cruel and misunderstnadingz. Why you askz is my world so cruels and harsh?! BECAUSEZ MY MOMMIEZ HAS A SICK HUMOR SENCE AND NAMED ME A BOYZ NAME! Dats right, Ellazmoomy, everyonez thinks I is a boy cause of my namez.... I is a GURL! A FEMALEZ! But no one seemz to understandz this. So you seez, I need a bright, shiney PINK! collar, to showz off my female-nezz.
Ifz I was luckies enoughz to winz de prize, I would do manyz things for you Ellazmommies, first off I would jump for joies!that you picked mez!
Next, I wouldz even sharez my duck wit youz, and no onez, and I means, no ones (besides that mommies ladyz i spoke of early-ers) touchies muh duckz
After dats, I would come be a DJz at your next partiez. And, I would wavez my fee, just for youz!
And last, but not leastz for you ellazmommies, I would give you a big kizz, with my lonnng toungez. You can't resist the tounges, bebe.
So plz, hafz a big heartz, and send me a prettiez collar. I wouldz model it every dayz, and take lots of pawsomez picturesz, just for youz. Pretty plz? Big kizzes? Yes. Me. Pick. Mez.
Lovez you long timez
Spider ( the GURL!)
Oh, one morez thingz beautifulz, sweetz, lovinz ellamommiesladywhoiwishwasmymommycausesheisawesome,
I haf decidez, if I winnerz of da collarz, I would be willingz to do a few morez thinz for youz
I wouldz draw youz a warmz baths, and fetchz you a loofas for you to smell likez sweet peaz and lavenderz
I will digz you a new holez in your yardz for youies!!! How manyz can say dat dey haf a personalz doggie gardnerz?!!!
I wouldz swimz to the end o the worlz for youies! If Captin Jack Sparrowz ever kidnaps, you, I wouldz swims after youz!!
And finalliez, I would do onez more thingz for youz....
MORE KIZZES WIT MUH TOUNGEZ!
Dat is all I hafs to give you, besizes my soul. And for a prettiz collarz, I might give you dat too. Just rememberz, Captin Jack Sparrowz couldn't get far wit you, I'd be right after himz! I is good swimmers. Dat is all.
I haf decidez, if I winnerz of da collarz, I would be willingz to do a few morez thinz for youz
I wouldz draw youz a warmz baths, and fetchz you a loofas for you to smell likez sweet peaz and lavenderz
I will digz you a new holez in your yardz for youies!!! How manyz can say dat dey haf a personalz doggie gardnerz?!!!
I wouldz swimz to the end o the worlz for youies! If Captin Jack Sparrowz ever kidnaps, you, I wouldz swims after youz!!
And finalliez, I would do onez more thingz for youz....
MORE KIZZES WIT MUH TOUNGEZ!
Dat is all I hafs to give you, besizes my soul. And for a prettiz collarz, I might give you dat too. Just rememberz, Captin Jack Sparrowz couldn't get far wit you, I'd be right after himz! I is good swimmers. Dat is all.
I iz Black Jack.
I no haz home. I no haz foster home neither. I lived on street 'til rescue group saved me, but they no haz space, so I lives at boarding kennel. Dis me in my "home."
You cans reads about me here http://www.strayrescue.org/blackJack.html
Rescue group takes me to doption events, but nobody comes to look at me, not for doption, not for foster. I hear dem whisper "ugly" 'cause I blind in one eye and haz lots of scars. Hurts my feelings.
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I no haz home. I no haz foster home neither. I lived on street 'til rescue group saved me, but they no haz space, so I lives at boarding kennel. Dis me in my "home."
You cans reads about me here http://www.strayrescue.org/blackJack.html
Rescue group takes me to doption events, but nobody comes to look at me, not for doption, not for foster. I hear dem whisper "ugly" 'cause I blind in one eye and haz lots of scars. Hurts my feelings.
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Sometimes I feel like giving up
But thens I listen as Proto tells me ugly duckling story
She say that someday someone will falls so in love with my pretty on the inside that they think I pretty all over. She promise--someday.
So, I comes up wif a plan. I enter contest to win stylin' blingin' new collarmania collar and ellaslead so dat I can wear dem to doption events (and at kennel, too). Rescue group say it's okay. If I win, I cans keep dem forever.
If I wears stylin' blingin' new collarmania and ellaslead, maybe somebody come over to see 'cause dey so pretty and then discover it's not just the collar and lead that's pretty--but me, too.
I'm beggin'
Please send helps.
But thens I listen as Proto tells me ugly duckling story
She say that someday someone will falls so in love with my pretty on the inside that they think I pretty all over. She promise--someday.
So, I comes up wif a plan. I enter contest to win stylin' blingin' new collarmania collar and ellaslead so dat I can wear dem to doption events (and at kennel, too). Rescue group say it's okay. If I win, I cans keep dem forever.
If I wears stylin' blingin' new collarmania and ellaslead, maybe somebody come over to see 'cause dey so pretty and then discover it's not just the collar and lead that's pretty--but me, too.
I'm beggin'
Please send helps.
Ok, everyone...This was very, very, very difficult to judge.
Thanks to all who entered, and we'll have another contest in the future.
The winners are:
1st place: ACooper for her Orson prayer!!!
2nd place: Skittledoo for her censored picture of Bamm!
Third place: Redyre because Milton is just a sexy beast of a dog!
***CONGRATS TO ALL THE WINNERS!!!!!!!!!!!***
All of the entries were AWESOME. You guys have NO IDEA how hard this was for Lisa and me.
Would the winners please PM me with your name and address.
Thank you!!!!
Thanks to all who entered, and we'll have another contest in the future.
The winners are:
1st place: ACooper for her Orson prayer!!!
2nd place: Skittledoo for her censored picture of Bamm!
Third place: Redyre because Milton is just a sexy beast of a dog!
***CONGRATS TO ALL THE WINNERS!!!!!!!!!!!***
All of the entries were AWESOME. You guys have NO IDEA how hard this was for Lisa and me.
Would the winners please PM me with your name and address.
Thank you!!!!
WOW! Thanks so much!!
There is NOWAY on earth I could have chosen..........I probably would have had to put all the entrants into a hat and pulled a name!! hahahaha (tell the truth, that's what you did wasn't it?)
Congrats to the other winners, and everyone who took the time to enter ........what a wonderful thread this has turned out to be...........just too funny!!
There is NOWAY on earth I could have chosen..........I probably would have had to put all the entrants into a hat and pulled a name!! hahahaha (tell the truth, that's what you did wasn't it?)
Congrats to the other winners, and everyone who took the time to enter ........what a wonderful thread this has turned out to be...........just too funny!!