Creative people: Help me make my friend laugh!

[Alex]

Trainers or just people more creative than I,

I am compiling a gag gift for a client of mine. After many years of trying she and her husband are having their first child. This woman has been amazingly devoted to her dogs all of these years, and now she's adding another member to her family.

So, my husband and I decided to get her a "Raising Baby" care package, from the eyes of a dog trainer. I don't have kids myself, so I will have to settle tormenting her.

So far I have:

Baby Cookies (can't train without them!)
Digital Clicker
Leash and harness (can't have the dogs heeling better than the baby)
A brochure for a wireless fence unit (for when he/she becomes a teenager, and begins trying to wonder in search of a mate)
36 inch Kennel (Scrubs anyone? BABY CAGE!)

and now I'm out of ideas...


Any help?

 

[RedyreRottweilers]

Some friends of mine who were expecting got a great laugh out of my baby changing kit.

Goggles.
Nose clamp.
Rubber poncho.
Elbow length rubber gloves.
Air freshener.



Not really training related but it was hilarious when he opened it.

 

[Herschel]

Child leash:

http://www.parenting-weblog.com/50226711/child_leash.php

http://www.onestepahead.com/jump.js...oogle&cm_cat=Top100&cm_pla=Top100&cm_ite=null