I think Frank's a teenager, and a terrible English student. Adults don't use U instead of you, etc etc. His conversations are infantile, his threads are always off the wall and his reasoning power is that of a child. Go back and read. I think his mother and father should have smacked him before he got like this, but what the heck. I think Frank has never had a date, the girls say Ewwww when they see him, and he is fantasizing about being some kind of hard body as some kind of miracle solution, while he struggles through his pimples phase. I also think Frank is a coward when it comes to pit bulls and is either fixated on them or just simply likes to stir turds about them --but that's another story entirely. I think we need to disinfranchise Frank and no longer cooperate with his bizarre threads, even on a slow night.