"Hey Fat Kat, what did you have for Breakfast?" "Well Mischief, I had tuna and it was tasty" "Fat Kat, it smells awefull" "Mischief, you ever walk by your potty gravel? Whew!"
"Good thing we're best friends, we look out for each other". "Don't worry Mischief, I'll take care of you, Meow-Meow"