LOL No, sorry, Sam has to stay here. He's just too darn much fun! I've never in my life met a dog that constantly wants to flip on his back or jump 2 feet in the air for hours and hours and hours... he never runs out of energy!
You guys can have Triumph though! As long as y'all are not fond of.... just about anything in your house. Socks, shoes, clothes, remote controls...