Stayed up all night because I need to reset my sleep schedule. So far, it's been interesting.
Sterling: Do not wind her up: that is a big gun and she is baby crazy.
Lana: Baby crazy?!
Sterling: That's why I dumped her.
Lana: You little, you sack of ****. I dumped you because you're dragging around a 35-year-old umbilical cord!
Sterling: See, all you talk about is baby ****, because you're baby crazy!
(Archer, Business of Being Born, More Business of Being Born, baby talk)
"OMG STOP THE ****ING SCREAMING. STOP SCREAMING. MAZELTOV. *throws molotov*"
"I am on fire. I am in the fire with the screaming things. OMG stop throwing more fire. I am in the fire. MY THINGS ARE IN THE FIRE."
"DON'T CARE."
"Okay, they are burning alive, you can stop now!"
"NO. THAT IS THE PROBLEM. THEY ARE BURNING
ALIVE. THEY NEED TO BURN DEAD."
"I THINK THEY ARE DEAD. Nope, that's me."
"I warned you."
"You said Mazel Tov. Not MOLOTOV."
(dead island 2)
Bacon. Coffee. I love my Vue. Whoever thought of putting Baileys in coffee is a genius. Zander needs a bath today. We're going back to the park. I still need to make eggs. More Dead Island. MORE COFFEE.
See, now I'm not sure if this goes in the Good News Thread or the Venting Thread. Sleep deprivation teeters on hilarity and misery. All the more fun!
opcorn:
(and now I want popcorn)
I can't feel my face?