As hilarious as this thread is supposed to be, I just saw a woman on TV using something as equally....weird (although much more aesthetically pleasing).
It looked like a tiny shower curtain that went around her front. It was like a hard plastic arc that went over her shoulders, with a (pretty) fabric curtain hanging down about a foot away from her body, covering her sides and chest.
I mean I respect that some women are modest and want to keep covered when breastfeeding, but can't you use a blanket???