OMG, I am DYING. It finally happened... I've been in business since February and I've been waiting for it... The phone rang and:
"Doggy Style Grooming, this is Annie, how can I help you?"
"Hi! Do you carry such and such lubricant? Do you have a good stock of toys?"
"I'm so sorry, ma'am, this is actually a grooming salon."
*embarassed* "Oh, um..." *CLICK*
ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!!!! She thought it was an adult toy store. ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!