WHYYYYYYYYYYY
1. "Oh hey, he's barking because he's shy and uncomfortable. Just ignore him completely, he needs to warm up to you at his own pace."
2. Why you... keep not ignoring him?
3. (pursued, shy dog growls & barks more) "PLEASE JUST IGNORE HIM!"
4. Um... trying to make friends is still not ignoring him.
5. Whoops. Looks like you've just been place on the Not To Be Trusted list, probably forever. Nothing I can do, man.
6. I'm sorry you have a sad, but I'm thinking "I told you so" SO hard right now.