This is one of my favorite jokes.
One night a burglar was breaking into a house. As he was robbing the place he heard a voice.
" Joey is watching you," it said.
The burglar ignored it and continued what he was doing.
A few minutes later he hears the voice again, louder this time.
" Joey is waaaaatching you!"
The burglar shone his flash light across the room and spotted a bird cage with a parrot in it.
Whew it's just some dumb bird he thought.
The burglar approached the cage. " I'm not afraid of you, little Joey," he chuckled.
" I'm not Joey," replied the bird. " My name is Polly. Joey is our guard dog."
One night a burglar was breaking into a house. As he was robbing the place he heard a voice.
" Joey is watching you," it said.
The burglar ignored it and continued what he was doing.
A few minutes later he hears the voice again, louder this time.
" Joey is waaaaatching you!"
The burglar shone his flash light across the room and spotted a bird cage with a parrot in it.
Whew it's just some dumb bird he thought.
The burglar approached the cage. " I'm not afraid of you, little Joey," he chuckled.
" I'm not Joey," replied the bird. " My name is Polly. Joey is our guard dog."