Thank you, Chili

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Thank you very much for hopping ON MY PLATE, pawing my crackers out of your way, and slobbering all over the last bit of cheese. MY cheese. The LAST piece of my cheese. The only other cheese in the house is feta, which I hate, or that fake yellow cheddar crap. This is three year old aged cheddar.. no dye added.. melt-in-your-mouth delicious. But you wouldn't know that, would you, because YOU SPAT IT OUT! :yikes:

So now the very last chunk of cheddar is sitting on my plate with cat slobber all over it. I would eat it, cat slobber or no, because it's so freaking delicious, but you just came from the litterbox and I know what you've been licking.

So thank you, Chili, for adding some more irritation - and cat slobber - to my day. I guess we know who will be getting a BATH tonight. :mad:
 

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And thank you EVEN MORE for throwing some of it up where I would step in it. Cat, you just rock. I don't know what I'd do without you. :rolleyes:

*furiously types craigslist ad entitled "Free cat: to good home or Chinese restaurant"*
 

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