I really need to learn when to just leave welll enough alone and shut up already.
I was at dog class last Tuesday with Miss Soggy dog (and our new member NoodleRubyAllie), it was the end of class when we have our Q&A and discuss general dog care. SOMEBODY decided to start bouncing around. Long story short, the dumb black and tan dog decided to chuck me under the chin with her big, hard stupid head. She got me so hard I actually started crying. I handed her off to the instructor and went to the bathroom to compose myself and get the thoughts of bloody murder out of my head. I got back and made the comment that "Why couldn't it have been the fuzzy dog? It would have hurt less since there would have been some padding."
I got home, let Mangodog out of his crate so he could go outside, and then it happened. The dog that doesn't jump up on me at all (but does jump on everyone else, thanks Ryan) RAN full speed at me and launched himself into my chin, in the SAME EXACT spot that Saga got me earlier. It was trash night and I seriously considered chucking them both in the can and hauling them to the curb. They would have looked cute with banana peels on thier heads, right? I offered them up to any willing takers in chat that night, but funny, after I told the story , no one seemed to want them. I can't imagine why not...
What I want to know is which Chazzer gave my dogs cell phones to do thier evil plotting?
I was at dog class last Tuesday with Miss Soggy dog (and our new member NoodleRubyAllie), it was the end of class when we have our Q&A and discuss general dog care. SOMEBODY decided to start bouncing around. Long story short, the dumb black and tan dog decided to chuck me under the chin with her big, hard stupid head. She got me so hard I actually started crying. I handed her off to the instructor and went to the bathroom to compose myself and get the thoughts of bloody murder out of my head. I got back and made the comment that "Why couldn't it have been the fuzzy dog? It would have hurt less since there would have been some padding."
I got home, let Mangodog out of his crate so he could go outside, and then it happened. The dog that doesn't jump up on me at all (but does jump on everyone else, thanks Ryan) RAN full speed at me and launched himself into my chin, in the SAME EXACT spot that Saga got me earlier. It was trash night and I seriously considered chucking them both in the can and hauling them to the curb. They would have looked cute with banana peels on thier heads, right? I offered them up to any willing takers in chat that night, but funny, after I told the story , no one seemed to want them. I can't imagine why not...
What I want to know is which Chazzer gave my dogs cell phones to do thier evil plotting?