45 minutes or more lol I am an epic shower person.
Bear in mind, all this is done WHILE singing a long to music and just being a child lol and usually before bed, so I have a lot of time...
Rinse all over.
Shampoo/Rinse shampoo.
Apply conditioner and untangle.
Apply deep conditioner.
Apply shaving gel to various to be shaved areas.
Shave whilst singing to a pop song.
Rinse out conditioner.
Apply face wash.
Stand in water totally blind pondering life decisions.
Rinse face wash.
Get my loofah and use my body wash.
Rinse body wash.
Rinse entire body/face with cold water.
Then I've gotta get out of the shower.. and If I'm not going out with people I've just got to towel off, put on body lotion and face lotion and eye cream (or SPF if I'm going outside at all) and lip balm.
Then I put in a leave-in conditioner in my hair and braid it or put it in a ballerina bun.