She makes my life a misery, so I torture her. Someone help us end the cycle of abuse.
Me: "Hmm, I wonder how Emma will look in a chainmaille belt."
Emma: . . .
Me: "Yep, I bet this would be fun."
Emma: "You woke me up from my nap for this sh!t? I would kill you in your sleep, but it's just not worth the effort. Go play in the street."
Me: "THIS IS SO AWESOME."
Emma: "DIE."
Me: "Hmm, I wonder how Emma will look in a chainmaille belt."
Emma: . . .
Me: "Yep, I bet this would be fun."
Emma: "You woke me up from my nap for this sh!t? I would kill you in your sleep, but it's just not worth the effort. Go play in the street."
Me: "THIS IS SO AWESOME."
Emma: "DIE."