I love her dearly, but she is sometimes not the brightest dog in the world.
She can chase a ball, but a treat? Some how she watches it fly through the air, but it can land 5 inches from her, and she cannot find it.
"I'm dun lookin fur treatz. U dun laff at me no morez. I am not lookin at u."
And one final one.
"Yuv,
Ella"