Absolutely, without a doubt bat-crap crazy.
But in regards to doing agility, you totally should!
I'm disappointed it took 13 posts for this joke to happen.
Thanks for the encouragement, everyone. I signed up!
The first class probably won't be very video-worthy, this is the description: "Having a dog who can figure out things, who willingly offers behaviors, who can focus on tasks even when distractions are present, and who has a strong bond and solid working relationship with you makes all the difference when pursuing agility training. In this foundation agility unit, you will work on shaping behaviors with your dog, developing teamwork with your dog, and learning how to execute the turns and handling cues needed in agility to create the solid foundation that is essential as you progress in the sport. This class is a prerequisite for the other foundation agility units."
I think we have a solid groundwork for some of it, but let's just say that my current grasp of executing turns and handling cues needed in agility could comfortably fit in my pinkie fingernail so it will be a good start.