1800-Alarm-ME!

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Talk about a day with a bad beginning. I had just purchased my car and had never had one with an alarm system. Getting ready for work, I had taken a shower and was, as usual, running around trying to get ready at the last minute. Well, all of a sudden I heard my car alarm go off....it was 5:00 a.m. Here I was in my birthday suit but I had to shut the alarm off before it woke up the whole neighborhood..Well, I grabbed a long shirt and wrapped myself up in it and ran out the front door. Jack and Shae barking at my every move. Forgetting that with one hand I had to hit my door opener, and the other hand to grab the door....I was wide open and flashing the whole neighborhood....Jack (my great dane ran out behind me and was barking his loud bark...adding to the noise level and confusion. After I noticed that my birthday suit was visible to all who had come to investigate the noise, I hurridly ran back up the steps where Jack promptly tripped me in his excitement...so I fell down with shirt open and everything including my embarrasment showing to the neighbors who were by now peeking behind their shades and curtains and LOL. I was laughing so hard I couldn't get back up and Jack was over me kissing my face and not allowing me to move. I'm surprised I didn't make the front page of the local newspaper. Well, at least the dog's had fun
 

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