The Adopt a New Member Project

verderben

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I wanna be adopted :::: sniff sniff :::: I know the internet lingo and how to use the forums but I want adopted anyways :(
 

Gempress

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I was a lone wolf..never adopted :lol-sign:

But I would like to adopt somebody!

Who are the ones up for adoption?
Whoa now....just *wanting* to adopt a new member doesn't mean you can just claim one! We have a very strict screening policy, thank you very much!

-How many hours a day can you spend with your Noob?
-Do you have a fenced yard?
-What Noobs have you had in the past? What happened to them, if they're no longer with you?
-Noobs are living creatures with feeling and needs. Are you prepared to provide for them?
-Do you plan to do any activities with your Noob, such as agility, Schutzhund or dock diving?

:D
 
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To be fair, the noobs should inform prospective adoptive members of their more *endearing* traits to assure more mutual compatibility . . .

Pissiness
Threadjacking tendencies
Guttermind
House/forum trained? (Do you like to *mark* on threads?
Crotch sniffer?
Hyper-active or Forum potato?
Happy over-achieving licker or fear biter who needs socialization?
Never-met-a-stranger or wary of strangers?
Dominance behaviors?

:D
 

iwantmypup

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Whoops! I am sorry, I didn't know!

-How many hours a day can you spend with your Noob? Perhaps..4-5? Before school, after school.
-Do you have a fenced yard? I do.
-What Noobs have you had in the past? What happened to them, if they're no longer with you? I haven't had any noobs in the past.
-Noobs are living creatures with feeling and needs. Are you prepared to provide for them? I am extremely prepared. I know my Chaz.
-Do you plan to do any activities with your Noob, such as agility, Schutzhund or dock diving? I haven't planned on anything yet..it will depend on the noob, but I would like to do agility.


And to answer Renee:
I think that would be a great idea!

I have always wanted a N00b since I was a little girl..I know I am ready for one now. :)
 
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