Politics, Religion and Dog Training

[Renee750il]

I enjoy the "other song" better....

Oh there was a man named Ray
Who walked that evil way.
He drank and swore and broke his neighbor's fence.

 

[ToscasMom]

Hmmmm . . . . maybe we'd better start with the repenting stuff. I understand Yaweh endorses Mercedes - you know how the song goes:

Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A Mercedes Benz?

My friends all drive Porsches
I must make amends .

"When I was a child I asked the Lord for a bicycle. Then I realized that's not how God works. So I stole a bike and just asked Him to forgive me".

 

[blue]

Jesus was a Terrorist.

 

[FoxyWench]

"When I was a child I asked the Lord for a bicycle. Then I realized that's not how God works. So I stole a bike and just asked Him to forgive me".

LMAO!!!!

 

[Renee750il]

"You know Ray was full aware
That some sheep were over there . . . "