What is the worst name you've ever heard?

[amberdyan]

I love people names for dogs! That's usually my preference.

Same! We have Hugo and future girl dog will be Myka.

 

[AmberH]

I'm not a huge fan of human names for animals but I can't really say anything because look at my animals. Emily, Bayleigh, Penny, Destiny, Angel, and I had a DJ and a BJ when I was young.

 

[Ilovedogs56]

Another one I heard was Princessa Dungly.


I can't. I cant even. No, just no.

 

[Ilovedogs56]

Bump! This thread is too funny to die!

 

[Ozfozz]

I remember on another forum there was a woman with a pit bull named "Cocaine"

Surprise surprise she turned out to be a breeding bitch for some less-than-reputable sporting.

 

[StillandSilent]

Want to hear one worse? We have a pair of foster Moms at work who fostered a little girl named Ectasy Cocaine. Yes, like the drugs, incidentally both of which were found in Mom's system when she was arrested.

And here you can not call the child by anything other then their given name or a nickname chosen from it while they are in foster. Thank God they were able to call her "Tessie" while she was in the system.

 

[Ozfozz]

Ugh. As if her being riddled with the drugs wasn't bad enough, she had to NAME the poor child after them?
I swear there should be some sort of law that prevents certain people from reproducing.

Glad the little girl is in better hands now. Also, Tessie is a pretty cute nickname even if it's short for something so bad.

 

[AmberH]

I remember on another forum there was a woman with a pit bull named "Cocaine"

Surprise surprise she turned out to be a breeding bitch for some less-than-reputable sporting.

I was on another forum with a pit bull named Red Cocaine, but he was a male.

 

[Beanie]

I always think it's weird funny when people talk about "people names" for dogs. Beyonce's daughter is Blue Ivy. Sylvester Stallone's kid is Sage Moonblood. Moon Unit? The chick from A Knight's Tale named her kid Audio Science. Robert Rodriguez has kids named Racer and Rebel and Rocket.

What is a "people name" anyway?

 

[AmberH]

White

I always think it's weird funny when people talk about "people names" for dogs. Beyonce's daughter is Blue Ivy. Sylvester Stallone's kid is Sage Moonblood. Moon Unit? The chick from A Knight's Tale named her kid Audio Science. Robert Rodriguez has kids named Racer and Rebel and Rocket.

What is a "people name" anyway?

Lol
My comment was meant to be about traditional people names. Like my dog Emily. Haha

 

[Beanie]

Lol
My comment was meant to be about traditional people names. Like my dog Emily. Haha

I just feel like the lines have blurred so much I literally don't know what counts or not anymore lol. I mentioned on Facebook I want to name my next dog Kane after Patrick Kane and a friend said "it's a good name! my friend's son is named Kane!" and I was like... Oh. I have never known anybody with Kane as their first name. Plenty with it as a last name. Apparently it's a thing as a first name now. So I don't even know hahaha.

NAME ALL THE PUPPIES

 

[Ilovedogs56]

Bumpity bump bump bump!

 

[Sparrow]

When I was a kid, my friend's sister had a friend who named her kitten Itty Bitty Sh*tty Kitty.

Recently I've heard of a female dog named SB, for Super Bitch.

 

[milos_mommy]

I knew a dog named Ruggles once.

IDK why but I found that so unpleasant.

 

[Laurelin]

Dammit the border collie.

 

[Grab]

Also, a local breeder has a dog named Sexy. Which I find disturbing.

And of course the cat client named Puss Puss. Uncomfortable

 

[AmberH]

Also, a local breeder has a dog named Sexy. Which I find disturbing.

I forgot, many years ago, my cousin had a rat terrier named Sexy.

 

[Grab]

I forgot, many years ago, my cousin had a rat terrier named Sexy.

I don't know why it strikes me as so disturbing. But it's just on the creepy side, lol.

 

[amberdyan]

I don't know why it strikes me as so disturbing. But it's just on the creepy side, lol.

I feel like it's creepy simply because I can't imagine saying "Hey, Sexy" to my dog. Hugo is a lot of things. Sexy is not one of them.

 

[PerformanceDog]

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