What is the nastiest thing your dog has ever eaten?
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THere was a frozen pizza that had slipped out of the freezer and landed in a slot inside the refridgerator door. My son found it when he was cleaning the refridgerator. We have no idea how long it was there it was totally black inside the wrapper. WE didn't even know that slot in the door was there. I thought that it was just beyond gross threw it in the trash not thinking that any animal would ever consume it.
THat night i woke up with Mary shaking hard beside me. SHe tried to stand and fell over. HEr eyes were wild and she was breathing so terribly fast and hard. I woke my son up because i thougth she was dying...i didn't think we were even going to be able to get to the er vet. THen she vomitted this black goo. My son held her, i ran in the kitchen to see what in the world this was and found the plastic wrapper, not a crumb, not the paper or cardboard. THen i knew what it was she had done. She vomitted two more times, it was so far gone there wasn't even any odor. THe last time there was what looked like water instead of black tar. THen the shaking stopped and her breathing slowed. SHe recovered quickly after that. I talked with the vet and she had a mighty close call. IF any of that had gotten in her intestines she could have had gas gangrene and it would have killed her. IT was so scary.
THat night i woke up with Mary shaking hard beside me. SHe tried to stand and fell over. HEr eyes were wild and she was breathing so terribly fast and hard. I woke my son up because i thougth she was dying...i didn't think we were even going to be able to get to the er vet. THen she vomitted this black goo. My son held her, i ran in the kitchen to see what in the world this was and found the plastic wrapper, not a crumb, not the paper or cardboard. THen i knew what it was she had done. She vomitted two more times, it was so far gone there wasn't even any odor. THe last time there was what looked like water instead of black tar. THen the shaking stopped and her breathing slowed. SHe recovered quickly after that. I talked with the vet and she had a mighty close call. IF any of that had gotten in her intestines she could have had gas gangrene and it would have killed her. IT was so scary.
er...this is more embarrassing on my HUSBAND'S part than Ella's part.
My husband is just as nasty as any typical man. And I am just as grossed out by it as any typical woman.
My husband's feet get really dry. And unaware of what he's doing, he's scrapes them against each other or the carpet, as he sits on the computer.
Since I am not always great at catching the "skin droppings", Ella catches them before me.
And she eats them. With gleeful delight.
And it makes me gag. Horribly.
My husband is just as nasty as any typical man. And I am just as grossed out by it as any typical woman.
My husband's feet get really dry. And unaware of what he's doing, he's scrapes them against each other or the carpet, as he sits on the computer.
Since I am not always great at catching the "skin droppings", Ella catches them before me.
And she eats them. With gleeful delight.
And it makes me gag. Horribly.
Bernie has a nose.. that finds anything. ANYTHING at all.. including what's left "behind" by our ice fishermen that spend all day sitting on a bait bucket in the middle of the frozen lake. Can't/won't go into details, but apparently it's a long walk back to the portapotties on shore. Gag, yick,:nono: spew.
Bernie is not allowed off leash at the park anymore...ever!
Bernie is not allowed off leash at the park anymore...ever!
I think what the vet said was Mary had anerobic (sp?) poisoning. THe process of decomposing without oxygen created a neurotoxin.
Pepper has the brown gums too but fortunatly it is mud from her mole digging. Once she had such a ball of it between her canines she couldn't dislodge. I know it is just dirt but looking at it in her mouth makes me gag as well.
Mary's son Bronki was over at my mom's on the back porch when i saw him upchuck a complete and soiled maxi pad from my daughter. HE must have had it in his throat the whole time we drove over and none of us knew.
Mary's dad swallowed old smoke bombs left over from the 4th of July giving him very pretty poops. He ate 5 loaves of bread once too and i couldn't eat butterscotch pudding ever again. That is what the garage looked like it was coated with.
oh my...i almost forgot Virgil and the one pound jar of vasiline. My husband never knew this happened. I came home and the whole back enclosed porch was coated with a thick stool. you couldn't wipe it up..it was so thick. I had the idea i would drag the hose in and blast it out the door. No way..it only made pretty swirls but didn't go anywhere. So i spent all afternoon with bucket after bucket of soapy water. THis was a large lab, it made almost a3 foot splat. I went to work when it was finally cleaned up. My husband called me and said THE HOUSE IS FULL OF FLIES! IT was hot summer and i guess the oily smell brought every single fly in the city to our house. How they got in i will never know. Zillions of them. HE ran to the store and bought spray forgetting about my fish tanks which were useless for fish ever after. WE swept up flies into a huge pile. HE brought the neighbors over to see. Big flies little flies, blue, green striped with red eyes. I never told him about the vasoline. I heard enough about my G D dog. WE just stood with big eyes (the dog and me) and played innocent.
Final story.
My neighbor once called me and said YOUR DOG JUST SH!T A TENNIS BALL..I SAW IT POP RIGHT OUT OF HIM! i ran out and sure enough there it was. Complete and whole. He was a mighty big dog.
Pepper has the brown gums too but fortunatly it is mud from her mole digging. Once she had such a ball of it between her canines she couldn't dislodge. I know it is just dirt but looking at it in her mouth makes me gag as well.
Mary's son Bronki was over at my mom's on the back porch when i saw him upchuck a complete and soiled maxi pad from my daughter. HE must have had it in his throat the whole time we drove over and none of us knew.
Mary's dad swallowed old smoke bombs left over from the 4th of July giving him very pretty poops. He ate 5 loaves of bread once too and i couldn't eat butterscotch pudding ever again. That is what the garage looked like it was coated with.
oh my...i almost forgot Virgil and the one pound jar of vasiline. My husband never knew this happened. I came home and the whole back enclosed porch was coated with a thick stool. you couldn't wipe it up..it was so thick. I had the idea i would drag the hose in and blast it out the door. No way..it only made pretty swirls but didn't go anywhere. So i spent all afternoon with bucket after bucket of soapy water. THis was a large lab, it made almost a3 foot splat. I went to work when it was finally cleaned up. My husband called me and said THE HOUSE IS FULL OF FLIES! IT was hot summer and i guess the oily smell brought every single fly in the city to our house. How they got in i will never know. Zillions of them. HE ran to the store and bought spray forgetting about my fish tanks which were useless for fish ever after. WE swept up flies into a huge pile. HE brought the neighbors over to see. Big flies little flies, blue, green striped with red eyes. I never told him about the vasoline. I heard enough about my G D dog. WE just stood with big eyes (the dog and me) and played innocent.
Final story.
My neighbor once called me and said YOUR DOG JUST SH!T A TENNIS BALL..I SAW IT POP RIGHT OUT OF HIM! i ran out and sure enough there it was. Complete and whole. He was a mighty big dog.
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WE had a lab at the kennels that would sneak out into the field when she had puppies to wean and come back, regurgitate a whole belly full of field mice. SHe had been stolen and left on a farm where she had several litters fending mostly for herself. AFter my boss got her back even tho she had plenty of feed and we had food prepared for the weaning she still thought she had to do this. ..ok no more stories frome me i think.
WE had a lab at the kennels that would sneak out into the field when she had puppies to wean and come back, regurgitate a whole belly full of field mice. SHe had been stolen and left on a farm where she had several litters fending mostly for herself. AFter my boss got her back even tho she had plenty of feed and we had food prepared for the weaning she still thought she had to do this. ..ok no more stories frome me i think.