What is the most common thing you say to your dog(s)?

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Lol this heavily depends on my mood
If I'm happy: "what a good boy/girl!" "Aw you're such a cutie" "awww my baby Crystal/Hero!"

If they're getting on my nerves: "Can you just not?" "Could you please stop right now? Thanks."

I think I need to teach my dogs sarcasm lol

Anyways, what phrase do you often say to your dogs?
 

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Praise to Lancer is usually: "Wooow, what a good boy! What a smart dog!" All of those words put together LOL

Otherwise...

"Baby dog."
"Are you good?"
"Landy dandy."

To Rara, I probably repeat, "Ra-reeee! Ra-reeee!" in a high-pitched sound the most, because it makes her ultra happy and excited. :p And also "Wa-wee-woo."

(lots of comprehensible words here)
 

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"Can you not be a dick, for like two seconds?" (literally, I must say this like 10 times a day, any dog is fair game.)

"Poooooor Pinkerton! No one likes you."

"LIZARD is the FAVORITE."

"OhBrewsky! So haaaaahnsome!"
 
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Oh I almost forgot: "Seriously guys chill for a sec, jeeeeeez" I say this almost everytime I take out the leashes because they go crazyyyy
 

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For Riley: "Let go of your sister's face!" and "What a good stripey dawg!"

For Michaela: "Get up, Little Grrrl, we've got to go!" (She is an absolute slug in the morning and I have to literally lift one end of her bed to roll her out.)

For Murphy: "What a good fluffer dog!" and "Enough!" (Usually yelled when he's outside and stuck - woofwoofwoof...woofwoofwoof...woofwoofwoof...)
 
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"Bad Roozle! Bad Roozle!" Applicable to a wide variety of situations, all involving Glitch and his endless ability to find trouble

"Who is my Gambit Eugene? Oh, it has coy kisses!" Coy kisses is his new thing and I think it's adorable.

"Shrimpitus? Shrimp, are you still breathing?" I swear he doesn't move more then 2 or 3 times a day
 

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"Really? REALLY?!"

"Leave it"

"Who's my good/best girl?" / "you're my good/best girl!"

And to Maddie "would you PLEASE act you're age!?!?" (Only I don't really mean it... Mostly) :p
 

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Good stuff:
"who's my hugerton?!"
"who's my good boy?!"

Occasionally when he's being rowdy and wanting to wrestle I'll wrestle him while shouting "Dominance! I am the pack leader!" It's great fun.

When he's being a jerk:
"Could you actually not?"
"You're the worst."
 
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I keep thinking of more lol. As of late (like the past week or so) I've had to say "Please don't break my nose" to Hero because he has found out he is tall enough to reach my face now and he doesn't seem to realize that the force of his nose making contact with my nose = pain.

Also, "Seriously?!?!?!?!" is another common one of mine.

Occasionally when he's being rowdy and wanting to wrestle I'll wrestle him while shouting "Dominance! I am the pack leader!" It's great fun.
:rofl1::rofl1::rofl1::rofl1::rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:
 

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"Stop being a baby."

It's not like Leo is a huge huge annoying whiner, but he is a pretty silent dog, so when he communicates its always through a whine, whether that is because he is hungry, thirsty, wants to play, is bored, or whotheheckknows. So that phrase get's uttered quite a bit.

Otherwise, I tend to ask a lot of questions.
"Are you a cute boy?"
"Are you a crazy boy?"
"Are you a silly boy?"
So basically any "Are you a ________ boy" (insert:hungry,bad,thirsty,smart etc. etc.)
 

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"Really, you guys?" is often used.

"knock it off" when they are being jerks

"Are you a good girl?" and "muffin" (her nickname) are the things I probably say to Menchi most often.

"What's up?" is probably what Watson get most often since he will come up and put his paw on my arm or nudge me for attention.
 

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I think my most common saying is probably something along the lines of "who is my favourite little gremlin?!" Basically anything mushy. I was looking through my Instagram and in three of the four posts about her, I referred to her as a "gremlin" so it's safe to say that's how I most often refer to her.

As far as when she's being annoying, I usually just tell her to go chew on her bully stick or I ask her to be quiet... as though she actually responds to that, haha.
 

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Oh right... I greet them every time I come home from anywhere with

"Yaaaaaay doggiessssssss!!!! Yaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!!"

In my stupid high voice. They like that a lot. <__< They wiggle a lot. UGH
 

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My boyfriend makes fun of me because I tell Rowan he's a good boy constantly, and for no reason.

Riff and Stitch get told "slow down!" and "calm down!" a lot. I also throw out a lot of baby talk on a regular basis two all three of them...
 

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I say "hey little baby", "crazy baby" and "you little monster!" a lot...oh, and "what are you doing?!?!"
 

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Also, "why do you hate me?" for the many times he steps on my head, or jumps on my full bladder in the mornings.
 

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