Weird question, relating to dogs bollocks..!

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:rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:

Hahahaha!!! OH my GOSH, this is hilarious!

And let's just be honest here....from the rear, those things are NEVER pretty to look at, I don't care WHOSE backside they're dangling from!

Lord help mercy! :D:D:D
 

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I should take a picture of Roman's. He's got the most aesthetic testicles. Not too large, held close to the body, furry and hidden by tail and leg fluff most of the time anyways.

And personally, I will take dangley balls over no balls. No balls looks like... whelp, like someone chopped them off.
 

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I should take a picture of Roman's. He's got the most aesthetic testicles. Not too large, held close to the body, furry and hidden by tail and leg fluff most of the time anyways.
This was Webster lol. Very discrete. Which is ironic considering his penis is highlighted with white fur and is the opposite of discrete :p
 

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Keeva's balls are invisible but... oh, they're there. Trust me, they're THERE. :rofl1:
 

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This thread makes me glad I only have lady dogs. :p

Although in regards to what Emily said about Keeva. . .I think Fable might have a nice pair of the invisible juevos.
 

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Yeah, but then you have to worry about Klingons.
My reaction:

"...wuh..." *frown* "Does she mean...OOOOHHHHH. EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!"

It's true though. My mom always praises Ollie's "man curtain", which is what she calls the lovely fall of silky feather off his butt that keeps his balls hidden, but alas, it's true... the Klingons do happen, especially if he's overdue for his manscaping.
 

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I have no idea how true this is or not. But I asked Ivans breeders one day how come Ivans where all dangley and not tight up against his body while her males (who was a couple of months younger than Ivan) his where pretty tight up against his body. She said, in her observation it has alot to do with how they fall on the dog pecking order. The higher up the more dangley they are going to be. Where as Ivan was the only intact dog in the house of 2, her boy was the youngest male in a house of 2 males and 3 females all older than him.
And yes I truly asked that question. LOL
 

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Fred's a wuss so doubt he'd be very high up the pecking order :D

Looks like he's in good company. He definitely has them on the larger size judging by those pics lol.
 

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Uncle Fred's were big, dangly, and black and white spotted. They were extremely noticeable. I didn't think they were ugly, exactly, but they sure did make it funny when people kept asking if Uncle Fred was Mini's mother. Garnett, of course has teeny little baby balls.
 

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Stryder had big balls (relative to size) but weren't dangly, and I kept his bum just long enough to hide them.

Lincoln had cute wittle ones that never dangled. (yes they were cute!)
 
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Shambles has big old shiny pink balls. They're hideous. Jonas used to have balls that looked more like a vagina than any thing because of a weird crease down the middle. Special dogs.
 

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Intact Basset Hounds are the WORST... I swear, the one we saw in the group ring in Wichita... his balls would swing around and hit the outside of his thighs as he trotted along... it was awful!

I think the worst part about intact makes isn't the balls... it's the huge anus. I don't know why, but it's always HUGE with intact males.

Ohhhh.... the conversations we have on Chaz. *shakes head*

 

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They Do get huge bums. The theory at work is that the weight of the testicles stretches it a bit *shrug*, but I think the appearance of the skin itself is different too..so maybe it's a hormone thing.
 

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