The Freak Show is in town

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In my town, apparently.

Work this weekend was, um, interesting to say the least.

We have this young guy who comes in all the time who should be the poster child for why one should not do drugs. He is a brain-dead moron who, quite frankly, should be put in a room and forced to dry up because he is scarily stupid.

We have a limit of how much cash back one can get from our ATM (which is run through our register). It's $40. So, while he's using my ATM on a busy Friday night, he once again forgets his PIN. While the customers build up behind him, he places a phone call to Mommy to ask her what the pin number is. The transaction times out and it takes me about 10 times of telling him we have to start over before he "gets it" and swipes his card again. So, this time around, his cell phone rings and right then and there, in front of everyone in the store, he places his drug order. :rolleyes:

He then realizes he won't get enough cash back to complete his purchase of said drugs, so he moans and groans about "can I get more cash back?" and I simply point to the ATM which states "Maximum amount of cash back is $40."

So then, he leaves the store.

The customer behind him says "And that ladies and gents is why we don't do drugs."

Stoner boy comes back into the store, grabs a pack of gum and gets back in line. Once he gets to the register, I scan the gum, and he fumbles around in his pocket for his card again, which he's apparently lost.

After holding my line up again, he swipes his card then forgets the pin number again. Asks me if I remember it? WTF? Makes another call to Mommy. Line builds up further.

He then gets to the prompt asking how much cash back, he asks me how much he can get back. I tell him ZERO because he's already gotten cash back and customers are limited to one cash back transistion daily because we are a store, not a bank, and we don't have unlimited cash in our drawer.

So he grumbles, cancels the transaction, walks out with the gum without paying, realizes he's shoplifted, comes back in, and tries to do the whole **** thing again.

WTF?????

And he was just ONE of the many customers that made me want to break something.
 

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Maybe he needs a service dog to make him quit. One that barks at all drug dealers and knows how to flush his stash down the toilet.
 

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I don't get why people do drugs. I can watch a kid in my class dealing - daily. And you can literally watch him stupifying by the hour. On Friday he held a presentation stoned. Boy, it was awful. =(
 

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