The Assumption Song- how dirty is your mind?

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I remember this!!

Does anyone remember this one?

miss susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
miss susie went to heaven
the steamboat went to
hello operater
give me number nine
if you dissconect me
ill cut off your
behind the frigerator
there was a peice of glass
miss susie sat upon it and broke her big fat
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys were in the bathroom
zipping up there
flys are in the meadow
and the bees r in there hives.
miss susie and her boyfriend
were kissing in the
d.a.r.k d.a.r.k.
dark dark dark
darker than the ocean
darker than the sea
darker then the underwear
my mother gave to me
my mother is godzilla
my father is king kong
my sisiter is the dumb one
who made up this dumb song.

I remember getting a tsk tsk from my friend's parents when we sung that as 5-year-olds :p
 

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I remember this!!

Does anyone remember this one?

miss susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
miss susie went to heaven
the steamboat went to
hello operater
give me number nine
if you dissconect me
ill cut off your
behind the frigerator
there was a peice of glass
miss susie sat upon it and broke her big fat
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys were in the bathroom
zipping up there
flys are in the meadow
and the bees r in there hives.
miss susie and her boyfriend
were kissing in the
d.a.r.k d.a.r.k.
dark dark dark
darker than the ocean
darker than the sea
darker then the underwear
my mother gave to me
my mother is godzilla
my father is king kong
my sisiter is the dumb one
who made up this dumb song.

I remember getting a tsk tsk from my friend's parents when we sung that as 5-year-olds :p
:rofl1: I remember that, but it was slightly different? :p It was like..

Miss Mary had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell (toot toot!)
Miss Mary went to heaven
The steamboat went to
Hello Operator
Please dial number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you in the
Behind the yellow curtain
There was a peice of glass
Miss Mary sat upon it
And hurt her little
Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the washroom
Zipping up their
Flies are in the city
The bees are in the park
The girls are in the kitchen
Kissing in the
D.A.R.K d.a.r.k. d.a.r.k
Dark is like the movies
A movie's like a show
A show is like a t.v. show
And that is all
I know I know my ma,
I know I know my pa,
I know I know my sister with the 80 meter bra
I see her in the city
I see her in the sea
I see her in the shower
Oops, pardon me!
 

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Yeah that wasn't my version either, I just copied the first thing that came up.

Mine said

"yellow curtain" instead of refrigerator

"flies are in the country, bees are in the park"

"the steamboat had a bell ding ding!"

looking back I think we said Miss Molly??

and the ending had no Godzilla. There was something about the sister having a 40 acre bra and a boyfriend and washing walls and kicking him over France, I don't remember it.

(sorry for the hijack :eek:)
 

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I used to gt in trouble for singing the "diarrhea " song & the parody of jingle bells ... You know "jingle bells, batman smells ... xD" I also by those are a little more ... Risqué then the steamboat song ... Which I used to sing as well.
 

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I had never heard that before!

This is the Miss Mary version we used to sing---

Miss Susie had a tugboat
the tugboat had a bell (ding ding)
Miss Susie went to heaven
the tugboat went to...
Hello operator please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from...
behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie fell upon it and cut her little...
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
Miss Susie told me everything the day before she...
Died her hair in purple,
died her hair pink,
died her hair in polka-dots
and washed it down the...
Sink me in the ocean,
Sink me in the sea,
Sink me down the toilet,
But please don't pee on me!
 

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#11
Apparently super dirty LOL.

This came to mind:
[YOUTUBE]FOHKdsZMeZg[/YOUTUBE]

I found that equal parts hilarious and shocking as a kid LOL. "That's on a CARTOON!"
 

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Apparently super dirty LOL.

This came to mind:
[YOUTUBE]FOHKdsZMeZg[/YOUTUBE]

I found that equal parts hilarious and shocking as a kid LOL. "That's on a CARTOON!"
I love rocko's modern life! One of my most favorite shows ever! I get all giddy when I catch an episode on nick.

They just don't make cartoons like that anymore.
 

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