Haha, Sam wants to be a lap dog! I was watching tv this afternoon, and Sam climbs onto my lap and starts breathing all over me. She just about killed me! There was this HUGE bullmastiff sitting on my poor legs and I was like, uh oh, here come the other dogs, so Harley and Dakota climbed up too, (I dont know how they managed it) and so I've got about 220 pounds of dogs on me and at this stage, my legs are so numb, I can't even feel them. So I push them off and go, KENNEL! And they run to their runs and I gave them a bone. Owie.