"Only working dogs are real dogs!"

[darkchild16]

Shes got a lot of regular customers.

 

[Sunnierhawk0]

She even has others she pimps out herself. Tosca is a pimpette!!

 

[darkchild16]

Yea she does and she earns us alot of money too.

 

[ToscasMom]

...gulp.

 

[ToscasMom]

My dog is....is....is...a....Floozie!

 

[Renee750il]

Don't pick on Darkchild. She is not short. She is vertically challenged.

She is not challenged in the least! Challenging would be more like it

 

[darkchild16]

Yep

 

[darkchild16]

She is not challenged in the least! Challenging would be more like it

Im an easy child LOL.

 

[ToscasMom]

This adds a whole new meaning to the words...Loose Dog!

 

[darkchild16]

LMAO!!!!! well gotta go guys

 

[Sunnierhawk0]

Tosca is on the loose, every saturday nite, at the corner... selling her goods.

 

[ToscasMom]

OMG! She's cheap and tawdry!

But what the heck. She's a guy magnet too. She makes them all think they are Timmy.

 

[ToscasMom]

Oh yeah sure Darkchild. Light the match, throw it and run.

 

[ToscasMom]

So that's where she is on Saturdays! She told me she was patrolling the property!

 

[ToscasMom]

So I guess this means she IS a Working Dog!

 

[Melissa_W]

lol! Yeah, it sounds like she's definitely working it.

 

[Sunnierhawk0]

Oh yea, she works it. And on Sundays, when she tells you she is out to brunch, she is really with her clients from the previous night.

I dont know how to put this nicely... so I'll just say it.

Tosca is a S*ut

 

[Renee750il]

OMG! She's cheap and tawdry!

You'd better do some checking to see if there are any secret bank accounts . . . She might not be so cheap after all!

 

[Aussie Red]

You'd better do some checking to see if there are any secret bank accounts . . . She might not be so cheap after all!

Whiskey has them. He is her " adviser " if you will lol

 

[drmom777]

OK, now I've plowed through this thread and given it a lot of thought. My dogs definitely don't match my decor. They are beautiful and my decor is best described as "distressed by child abuse" To clarify, the children aren't abused, the decor is.

I have a beqagle and a coonhound. If I put them to work I take it I will have a steady supply of bunnies and raccoons. If I go into business, does anyone want a coonskin cap? You Chazhound people need to help me out here, I want to keep the dogs and we already established they don't match the house.

I think I know how to cook rabbit, but does anyone have raccoon recipes? Are they even edible? We wouldn't want to be wasteful here.

Also I was looking at Laurelin's Papillons, I mean who doesn't, theyre adorable, and if you squint they look very spitzy. I think they could be sled dogs, you just need a smaller sled. It's all a matter of scale.