omg what a mess!

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So last night steve comes home. The guys that drove him home decided to have a party on the ride back so he staggers into my office pretty drunk. I take him home and go to a town council meeting and then go home. Salmon was on sale at the grocery store so that's what the dogs got for dinner. After I fed them we went over to our neighbours who we like a lot and I drink a bottle of wine and Steve has some baja rosa and a couple more beers. We are both pretty drunk when we get home and I start puking. Have a shower, go to bed and roll over and puke in the trash came. I vaguely remember Nanook coming over and puking next to me. I don't know when I became such a lightweight. lol So I wake up and steve is sitting up with a funny look on his face. He says "You puked all over the wall and the floor..." And I sit up but this was not my puke! I had lovely purple puke from the wine. Then he goes out into the hall. More puke. Kitchen. More puke. Living room. Puke. Puke. Puke. It was projectile vomitting. On the couches, the walls the carpet. We put the dogs out and crawl back into bed and contemplate burning the house down. lol Apparently salmon doesn't sit well with my dogs. Too bad. It was so cheap. The cats can still have it though. So I call work and say I'm going to be late and start pulling up the carpet in the bedroom. We were going to anyway so it was just time. Then we find that we are out of paper towels and cleaners... so we decide to go into town. Left the dogs outside. Our nice neighbour is home and it SHOULD be a short day for me. If not I'll drive home and let them in. I have got a lot of work cut out for me when I get home.
 
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OMG....I'm sitting here trying to think of what else to add to OMG...but I can't...OMG!!!! :eek: :eek:
 

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I guess you can refer to nanook as the puke miester now...lol. Oh, I can hardly imagine how his poor belly felt all night while he was projectile vomiting all over your furniture and floors. I almost died laughing when you said Steve accused you of puking all over the wall....lol. I hope all 3 of you are feeling better. Hopefully you won't start puking again when you start to clean up all the puke around the house. GOODLUCK!
 

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My stomach hurts. I want to go home and crawl into bed but that's not going to happen!
 

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Right now you'll be saying "never again" but you know you will (the drinking I'm mean, not the vomiting!) Anyway, hope you feel better soon, I can't take drink anymore so I know how you feel!
 

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Oh you lush!!! lol! And you say I am Bridget Jones! :rolleyes: Hello Pot!! That is just too funny, although I do sympathise, it has been a bit like that here recently!! Ick!!
 

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I must say that the "Sicker training" she has been trying out has worked wonders!! LOL!
 

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OMG is right. Not only is it projectile vomiting, it's SALMON scented PV...double and triple OMG EWWWW!

I hope you are feeling a bit better by this point...cheap chinese lo mein always worked well for my hangovers.
 

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I'm bending over in stitches !!! Hope the fun was worth it !!! I'm horrible about cleaning that stuff up !!! Usually add more as I do , and my IBS kicks in from stress !! Glad I don't have more than 3 orifices ! ( ears and nose don't count ! )
 

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ha ha ha grammy. I don't know if it was worth it. It was one of the rare times I could have fun without driving somewhere so I guess I indulged. Man.
 

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LOL!!!! Last time I wasn't driving was at EliN's/John"s post wedding party.... they had a limo !!! I still felt I was the Mommy hen ! I do enjoy myself, but haven't had whirly beds or whoopsies in years....I really stretch out my drinks.
 

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