This is really important guys.
So I was there with Sylphrena who had her first heat a couple months ago so I took the opportunity to breed her to a hippo bully dog that is majestic with his rippling butt muscles. Well the puppies are born and it turned out half of them were part wolf hybrid which was surprising but explains where she was for the two weeks she was missing after I bread her to the bully. She somehow got out of the thick steel chains outside in my backyard that I keep her on.
I posted them on Craigslist and some lady comes to my house to look at the puppies and she had her baby with her. She sees them and is like OMG I thought you were not for real, did you really breed that mix? They should be poor bread every time! And started yelling and throwing a fit. I was like WTF seriously.
It upset the baby but she apparently felt that it was time for a feeding so she starts breastfeeding the baby right there while talking to me and looking at the puppies. I was like seriously? I have a closet or a bathroom here if you absolutely must do this. No one wants to see boobies or babies eating. That's just sick and I felt nauseous. I don't even let Syl breastfeed the puppies while outside her kennel outside.
She was done and reached down WITHOUT WASHING HER HANDS FROM THE BREASTFEEDING? Like seriously? This pissed Kobe off so much that he bounced majestically off the couch and attacked the woman. I was like DUDE NO I UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELINGS BUT I'M THE ALPHA HERE YOU CANT DO THAT WITHOUT MY WRITTEN PERMISSION DID YOU SEE ME WRITE ANYTHING? NO. Unlike my idiot twin brother who just found out he was on accidential baby #5 who can't read or write, I know way better since I've only had four accidential babby's and i can read and write and make grammers.
Anyway so I grabbed him and helicoptored him and then put him in an alopha barrel roll like Cesar Milan showed. That stopped him from being aggressive every time he is aggressive just that sometimes he forgets it works but he's just a stupid dog since he's not a working dog like Syl.
She said she was going to sue me but I was like hell no, that's BS, it's her fault she didnt wash her hands.
So now I'm thinking about giving the puppies to a AKC Certified USDA Certified puppy breeding facility, they have lots of paper certificates which show they know what they are doing and they've sold like 500 puppies a month and it's awesome. So they should be in good hands?
Anyone have advice on what to do about all these things? Thanks. I gotta go put a e-collar on the puppies to keep them from getting out of the kennel. I'll be back in a bit to read the responses here.
So I was there with Sylphrena who had her first heat a couple months ago so I took the opportunity to breed her to a hippo bully dog that is majestic with his rippling butt muscles. Well the puppies are born and it turned out half of them were part wolf hybrid which was surprising but explains where she was for the two weeks she was missing after I bread her to the bully. She somehow got out of the thick steel chains outside in my backyard that I keep her on.
I posted them on Craigslist and some lady comes to my house to look at the puppies and she had her baby with her. She sees them and is like OMG I thought you were not for real, did you really breed that mix? They should be poor bread every time! And started yelling and throwing a fit. I was like WTF seriously.
It upset the baby but she apparently felt that it was time for a feeding so she starts breastfeeding the baby right there while talking to me and looking at the puppies. I was like seriously? I have a closet or a bathroom here if you absolutely must do this. No one wants to see boobies or babies eating. That's just sick and I felt nauseous. I don't even let Syl breastfeed the puppies while outside her kennel outside.
She was done and reached down WITHOUT WASHING HER HANDS FROM THE BREASTFEEDING? Like seriously? This pissed Kobe off so much that he bounced majestically off the couch and attacked the woman. I was like DUDE NO I UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELINGS BUT I'M THE ALPHA HERE YOU CANT DO THAT WITHOUT MY WRITTEN PERMISSION DID YOU SEE ME WRITE ANYTHING? NO. Unlike my idiot twin brother who just found out he was on accidential baby #5 who can't read or write, I know way better since I've only had four accidential babby's and i can read and write and make grammers.
Anyway so I grabbed him and helicoptored him and then put him in an alopha barrel roll like Cesar Milan showed. That stopped him from being aggressive every time he is aggressive just that sometimes he forgets it works but he's just a stupid dog since he's not a working dog like Syl.
She said she was going to sue me but I was like hell no, that's BS, it's her fault she didnt wash her hands.
So now I'm thinking about giving the puppies to a AKC Certified USDA Certified puppy breeding facility, they have lots of paper certificates which show they know what they are doing and they've sold like 500 puppies a month and it's awesome. So they should be in good hands?
Anyone have advice on what to do about all these things? Thanks. I gotta go put a e-collar on the puppies to keep them from getting out of the kennel. I'll be back in a bit to read the responses here.
I hope he used the toilet.