Need some life advice on my breeding program

RBark

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This is really important guys.

So I was there with Sylphrena who had her first heat a couple months ago so I took the opportunity to breed her to a hippo bully dog that is majestic with his rippling butt muscles. Well the puppies are born and it turned out half of them were part wolf hybrid which was surprising but explains where she was for the two weeks she was missing after I bread her to the bully. She somehow got out of the thick steel chains outside in my backyard that I keep her on.

I posted them on Craigslist and some lady comes to my house to look at the puppies and she had her baby with her. She sees them and is like OMG I thought you were not for real, did you really breed that mix? They should be poor bread every time! And started yelling and throwing a fit. I was like WTF seriously.

It upset the baby but she apparently felt that it was time for a feeding so she starts breastfeeding the baby right there while talking to me and looking at the puppies. I was like seriously? I have a closet or a bathroom here if you absolutely must do this. No one wants to see boobies or babies eating. That's just sick and I felt nauseous. I don't even let Syl breastfeed the puppies while outside her kennel outside.

She was done and reached down WITHOUT WASHING HER HANDS FROM THE BREASTFEEDING? Like seriously? This pissed Kobe off so much that he bounced majestically off the couch and attacked the woman. I was like DUDE NO I UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELINGS BUT I'M THE ALPHA HERE YOU CANT DO THAT WITHOUT MY WRITTEN PERMISSION DID YOU SEE ME WRITE ANYTHING? NO. Unlike my idiot twin brother who just found out he was on accidential baby #5 who can't read or write, I know way better since I've only had four accidential babby's and i can read and write and make grammers.

Anyway so I grabbed him and helicoptored him and then put him in an alopha barrel roll like Cesar Milan showed. That stopped him from being aggressive every time he is aggressive just that sometimes he forgets it works but he's just a stupid dog since he's not a working dog like Syl.

She said she was going to sue me but I was like hell no, that's BS, it's her fault she didnt wash her hands.

So now I'm thinking about giving the puppies to a AKC Certified USDA Certified puppy breeding facility, they have lots of paper certificates which show they know what they are doing and they've sold like 500 puppies a month and it's awesome. So they should be in good hands?

Anyone have advice on what to do about all these things? Thanks. I gotta go put a e-collar on the puppies to keep them from getting out of the kennel. I'll be back in a bit to read the responses here.
 

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First off, I want to applaud you for your quick thinking with Kobe. Not may people can handle a dominant dog, and he's lucky to have you to keep him in his place. He probably sensed that you were feeling nauseous because of this woman and was trying to defend you, but he should know that he shouldn't act without your permission.

I can't believe that woman. The nerve of a complete stranger! Since she was on your property, I don't think she can sue you. You don't have any "Beware of Dog" signs up anywhere, right? That may make it a little tricky...but just don't let her on your property anymore and you should be good.

As for what to do with the pups, and I thought I had mentioned this earlier, you NEED to send me that black female. She would be a PERFECT compliment for Abrams. He's on limited AKC registration, but they won't be AKC registrable anyway, so I'll just have them registered with the American Hybrid Club. I mean...who wouldn't want a Chesapeake wolf hybrid Collie? The pups could corral the ducks, kill them, then bring them back without eating them. The perfect American hunting dog! As for the other pups, yah, just give them to the breeder. Clearly since they place so many dogs they known what they're doing.
 

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You need an e-collar cranked up 100% on Kobe and a prong collar too, but be sure it's not too tight, it should hang loosely around his neck. I would attach a flexi to it though so that he still has his freedom. When in doubt use leash pops on the nose. You aren't feeding raw are you? That would explain his sudden bloodlust. You need to put him back on Ol' Roy like God intended dogs to eat.

You should probably contact your local Sit Means Sit and they'll set him right.
 

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Wow, Kobe has really proved he is a great guard dog!!! Have you thought about lending him to the police?

Try puppyfind for the puppies, if you put that they know a personal protection dog PERSONALLY I'm sure you'll get a lot of money for them. When is Syl having her next litter I was thinking I'd get that special operation for Wesley wear they can breed again after having their no-no bits cut off, maybe we can create borderdoodle.
 

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You need an e-collar cranked up 100% on Kobe and a prong collar too, but be sure it's not too tight, it should hang loosely around his neck. I would attach a flexi to it though so that he still has his freedom. When in doubt use leash pops on the nose. You aren't feeding raw are you? That would explain his sudden bloodlust. You need to put him back on Ol' Roy like God intended dogs to eat.

You should probably contact your local Sit Means Sit and they'll set him right.
Nah, I'd pick Bark Busters over Sit Means Sit any day. They know how to handle a dog. They start the puppies off on choke collars and teach them their place by growling at them. Definitely recommend them.
 

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I dunno. If the trainer isn't waiving a stave around you can't believe that they know what they are doing. A stave is the only sign of a real trainers.
 
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Whatever you do, make sure you throw about 400 extra fat calories in with every feeding. That's how you build muscle and make your stats look extra awesome on your Hoobly ad. Nobody wants a 60 pound guard dog. Shoot for 120+ to make sure you attract the right buyers who know what to look for in a lawn ornament. Definitely pack on the pounds early so the puppies grow up bulky.

Don't forget to charge more for the pups with bowed out legs and sky high rears.
 

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You breaded your dog?

I hope you seasoned it correctly and used fresh bread crumbs... I only bread my dogs with high quality crumbs.
 

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You can charge more for the babies if you bread her to extinct Mackenzie River Valley feline wolfs. Just remember if you do that, they are called cubs and not puppies. You'll save a fortune on flea preventative because they are immune to fleas and diseases as long as they inherit their immune systems from their extinct Mackenzie River feline wolf father and not their dog mom.
 

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You can charge more for the babies if you bread her to extinct Mackenzie River Valley feline wolfs. Just remember if you do that, they are called cubs and not puppies. You'll save a fortune on flea preventative because they are immune to fleas and diseases as long as they inherit their immune systems from their extinct Mackenzie River feline wolf father and not their dog mom.
NOOO I had managed to actually forget about those complete crazies until now...thanks, thanks for that lol
 
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You are iresponsable you should spaded your Border Collie before she has more puppys! My uncle had one and it never slept even though he walked it every couple of days and peed in the house!
 

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You are iresponsable you should spaded your Border Collie before she has more puppys! My uncle had one and it never slept even though he walked it every couple of days and peed in the house!
Your uncle peed in the house!?! :eek: I hope he used the toilet.
 

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