Man farts at cop, charged with battery

[Gempress]

This is so funny. I laughed myself to tears before I even got past the first sentence.

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. - A man has been charged with battery on a police officer for allegedly passing gas and fanning it toward a patrolman.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26877682/

Givin the foul gas that beer-loaded men emit, I can't say I blame the officer for pressing charges. :rofl1:

 

[bubbatd]

I'd love to be at the trial !! :rofl1:

 

[HoundedByHounds]

yeah that's not a waste of taxpayer money LOL.

 

[Callme_crazy4yourLove]

LMAO!!!! That was funny. Whats next, breathing gets you assulting an officer? Seriously!

 

[ACooper]

LMAO!!!! That was funny. Whats next, breathing gets you assulting an officer? Seriously!

That would probably depend on the foulness of your breath! :rofl1:

Soooooooooo, all those years my brother tortured me with farts I could have legally pressed charges? WTF...........why wasn't I informed! ROFLMAO!!

 

[dr2little]

Don't laugh...if it were Mike doing that to a cop, it would be considered ATTEMPTED MURDER!!!:rofl1:

 

[Renee750il]

Had he been eating pickled eggs with Dizzy? :rofl1:

 

[Romy]

ROFL! Poor guy. He just couldn't hold it any longer.

 

[Zoom]

This is hilariously disturbing. Abuse of power much? Then again, I guess it was a pretty bad assault on his nose!

 

[Lilavati]

This is hilariously disturbing. Abuse of power much? Then again, I guess it was a pretty bad assault on his nose!

The reason I don't laugh is that that is a SERIOUS charge . . . and a serious abuse of power. When intestinal gas becomes "assault on an officer" . . . oh, for Christssake, there's nothing I can say except its actually pretty scary. I'd like to laugh, but its actually . . . not funny. Theoretically, they want to send this man to jail for . . . farting at a cop. Wonderful.

However, as proof the world has not yet gone totally insane, the charges were dropped.

 

[HoundedByHounds]

I wonder if they spoke to the officer at all...to tell him that what he did was outside the proper and intended use of his power? Somehow I doubt it!